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Category: Humor
Masked Marauders – Can’t Get No Nookie
How to Be Cool
How to Be Cool Have you always wanted to be the cool guy, who always seems to do the right thing? Or are you dying to be the cool girl, who flows through life with…
My Japanese Name
My japanese name is: 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations). Does this mean I am stuck crossing a bridge for 3000 generations? I’m screwed! Get YOUR own Japanese Name…
The Official Cynic Test
The Official Cynic’s Self-Test How many of the following 15 statements do you agree with? 1. You’re overworked, unemployed, underemployed or underpaid. 2. You’re a lonely thinker stuck among semi-literates and/or MBAs. 3. You’ve finally…
Tech Support
Tech Support I found this in some of my old files and thought it too good to delete. Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install…
Chicken Little
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “….…
George Carlin
Say it ain’t so! Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat will forever live in infamy! RIP George, and thanks for saying it like it is for all these years! George…